Thursday, February 26, 2009

To the Aliens

Dear Aliens,

At first, I didn't believe you existed. I thought you were just a fantasy.
I apologize. I now believe you are out there!
Now, we you please bring back my sweet little boys that you took? Your replacement Alien Children won't behave and even though I can speak "whinese" and "screamese" I can't seem to figure out "alienese".
We will be running to and fro the rest of the day, but I'm sure you put tracking devices in your children so that you can find them.
They have had much fun here on Earth and have learned how to take apart beds, take off diapers, pee on floors, but I really, really think they are ready to go home. And I am really, really, positive that I want my boys back!

The Flustered Earth Mother


dizzy said...

You put it so well. I had to laugh. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

hello, um yeah, those are your real children, i'm your daughter and alien boys and girls don't know how to use computers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!