At first, I didn't believe you existed. I thought you were just a fantasy.
I apologize. I now believe you are out there!
Now, we you please bring back my sweet little boys that you took? Your replacement Alien Children won't behave and even though I can speak "whinese" and "screamese" I can't seem to figure out "alienese".
We will be running to and fro the rest of the day, but I'm sure you put tracking devices in your children so that you can find them.
They have had much fun here on Earth and have learned how to take apart beds, take off diapers, pee on floors, but I really, really think they are ready to go home. And I am really, really, positive that I want my boys back!
The Flustered Earth Mother